#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dear Otis Smith, I’m Firing You

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I didn’t bother with an NBA Round-Up today because we already knew what was going to happen – the Magic couldn’t maintain consistency and the Lakers would win.

rants

Bully’s Mom Wants Victim’s Apology

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Thanks to round-the-clock news that focuses on news that shouldn't really be focused on, we know considerably more about Casey, AKA Zangief's Son, AKA Kid Zangief, AKA Casey the Punisher, AKA that kid who body slammed the bejesus out of that stupid kid who was picking on him.

#Mashups

Jokes that DIDN’T get Gilbert Gottfried fired from Aflac

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As you've no doubt heard by now, Gilbert Gottfried And that is to say nothing of the EVEN MORE obvious fact that anyone who knows anything about Gilbert Gottfried knows that 85% of the man's career is making insensitive jokes.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Did LeBron James Make A Bad Decision?

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That Tweet above earned Fort Worth Star-Telegram writer Dwain Price a Top Tweet on Sunday (I have five to my record, but who is counting.

#NFL

Charles Barkley Has A Problem With Tucker Carlson

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Last week, Tucker Carlson’s spinning bowtie propelled him back into the news after he said that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick should have been executed for his role in a dog fighting ring.

xmas ape

F–K YOU, PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR UNSOLICITED RECOMMENDATIONS IN ENTERTAINMENT

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We’re in the slowest stretch of the offseason now: the dreaded post-draft period.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

F–K YOU, BRETT FAVRE

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My favorite team is going to sign Brett Favre in the coming days, or weeks, or months, or however long it takes that fucking asshole to milk the publicity machine to his satisfaction.

yes i know he's a complete prick

Note To Hall Of Fame: I Hope You All Die Of Kidney Failure

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Here's your 2009 Hall of Fame class: Bob Hayes Bruce Smith Randall McDaniel (yay) Derrick Thomas Rod Woodson Ralph Wilson I have no qualms with any of the above men making the Hall, and am indeed delighted Randall McDaniel got in (Take that, Strokey Zimmerman.

Vinny Cerrato blows goats

The Redskins Are Riding the Rag Courtesy of ESPN980, the Official Radio Station of Dan Snyder

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Earlier today Vinny "Blinky" Cerrato made one of his twice-weekly appearances on Danny Snyder's ESPN 980, the official station of the Washington Redskins.

san francisco 49ers

Mike Singletary doesn’t much care for Vernon Davis’ attitude

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Mike Singletary's debut as Niners' head coach left him a tad exasperated today.

Washington Redskins

A Tale of Two Schmucks

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Oddly enough, only one of these guys is one of the schmucks in question.

writing angry is fun

KSK Off-Topic: F—k You, Group Dinners

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I’d like to take a time out from the continuing horror that is life without football to issue the following FKS-style rant.

xmas ape

Horse Balls Dropped

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That's a nice first half you put up Derek Anderson, with the benefit of a couple of short fields.

xmas ape

Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the Urtard

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Since early this season, I've tried valiantly to avoid Bill Simmons, he of the puffy jowls, the nasally voice and the inept game predictions.

rants

KSK Mail: If we use “Ookie” they may sookie

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In case you missed it, last week we rolled out KSK's new “FREE OOKIE” shirts to recognize Ron Mexico's contributions to Western Culture.

rants

Dear Scottrade Helicopter Guy: F–k You

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Dear Rodger Riney, aka the dude in the Scottrade helicopter ads that I've been forced to watch during every televised sporting event over the past eight months:Fuck you.


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