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We Enthusiastically Endorse Rob Ford’s Bid For Reelection As Mayor Of Toronto

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Rob Ford is once again running for mayor of Toronto. He has our full support.

2013 IN REVIEW

Here Are 10 Of The Best Mashups From 2013 To Help Get You To The New Year

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2013 gave us a hundred different versions of "Blurred Lines," but we also got a mashup of Chris Farley and Rob Ford. So it all balanced out in the end.

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A Man Got A Rob Ford Tattoo And, Yes, He Was Trashed When He Got It

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Further proof that Rob Ford is our new crackhead overlord: people are getting Rob Ford tattoos.

Rob Ford Dancing To Bob Marley Is An Early Christmas Present To The World

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Why did a reggae singer come to Toronto's City Hall to sing a Bob Marley song? Who cares. ROB FORD DANCING.

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Will Ferrell Tells Letterman About His Hilarious, Sweaty Encounter With Rob Ford

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Will Ferrell traveled to Toronto and survived an encounter with Mayor Rob Ford. Here are the details.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

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Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.

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Jennifer Lawrence Reading Rob Ford’s Crack Statement Is Everything

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Letterman pooled talent and put together this bit about a Ken Burns-style reading of Rob Ford's "Statement."

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Politician Fail Compilation

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Some of the funniest political missteps and mishaps ever caught on camera, all in one video.

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Hey Look! It’s 8 Rejected Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons!

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If parade officials really wanted to go topical, they would use the ideas I sent them. Sadly, they were all rejected.

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In Case You Want To Vomit, Rob Ford Is Getting A Porn Parody

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Adult film director Lee Roy Myers is giving Rob Ford the porn parody treatment, while Vivid is offering the crack-smoking mayor his own starring role.

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Rob Ford: The Movie (Starring Chris Farley)

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Toronto's crack-smoking mayor gets the biopic he deserves, thanks to some creative editing of Chris Farley clips.

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Watch Ron Burgundy Turn Conan Into A Man And Throw His Musical Support Behind Mayor Rob Ford

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I don't know if "Anchorman 2" will be any good, but I do know Ron Burgundy ruled the stage on "Conan" Wednesday.

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Here’s The Rob Ford/’New Jack City’/Crack Remix You’ve All Been Waiting For

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It's been a slow Rob Ford news day. So here's a remix to tide you over.

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Your Brain On Crack Cocaine

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Have you been wondering just what Toronto mayor <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/rob-ford/">Rob Ford</a> has been putting his brain through.

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Sun News Has Pulled The Plug On Rob Ford’s TV Show After One Episode

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After the first episode brought the network record ratings, Sun News still canceled Rob Ford's TV show because it cost too much.

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Here’s A Strange Mashup Of Rob Ford And The Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo Ad

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For some reason, here's a very creepy mashup of Toronto mayor Rob Ford and the Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo ad.

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Nothing To See Here. Just Rob Ford Stampeding Over A Toronto City Councilwoman, That’s All.

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Here's video of Rob Ford bulldozing some poor woman. No context needed. It's just Rob Ford being Rob Ford.

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It’s Impossible To Not Pick Out Rob Ford In His Middle School Class Photo

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Those of you who identified Young Tommy from Tommy Boy also receive points.

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SNL: Rob Ford Interview

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/11/gaga-snl/">FULL RECAP: SNL HOSTED BY LADY GAGA</a> Toronto mayor Rob Ford discusses his drug use and its potential ramifications with a Toronto news station.


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