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Ted Cruz Quit Listening To Rock Music After 9/11

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It just wasn't American enough for the presidential hopeful.

#Twitter

‘Variety’ Claims Rock ‘N’ Roll Was Invented By Elvis And Twitter Reacts With #VarietyHeadlines

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'Variety' tempted the internet by claiming Elvis created Rock 'N' Roll. It didn't go so well.

THEATER

Stallone producing a Rocky musical with the Klitschko brothers. Wait, what?

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I cover the film industry for a living, and as absurd as it is, it still doesn't hold a candle to theater, where writing songs about a movie and hiring a washed-up sitcom star to play the lead are considered innovation.

YOUR MOM

JOY DIVISION BIOPIC TRAILER: 'CONTROL'

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The trailer for Control; not to be confused with Kontroll, the Hungarian subway movie, or Cuntroll, the documentary about your mother's labiaplasty; is now online.


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