NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

This Adorable Little Girl Is Completely Devastated That The Saints Traded Jimmy Graham To Seattle

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No other reactions to today's Jimmy Graham trade can top this devastated little girl. She just can't handle it.

#NBA

Here Are The Details Of That Crazy Six-Player Trade Involving J.R. Smith And Dion Waiters

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Everything you want to know about the J.R. Smith and Dion Waiters trade.

DAVID PRICE

The Departing Athlete’s Guide To Taking Out A Full-Page Newspaper Ad

David Price and Jon Lester both took out full-page newspaper ads thanking their former teams' fans, as it is the go-to move for classy guys.

#craigslist

A Houston Man Is Desperately Trying To Trade 3,000 Porn DVDs On Craigslist

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If a guy won't accept a pet zebra for the 3,000 porn DVDs he's trying to trade on Craigslist, then what the hell does he want?

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Fire Up The Trade Machine: 10 Dwight Howard Trades That Could Help The L.A. Lakers

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It has been a few months since I was finally able to extinguish the last of my raging hatred of Dwight Howard for what he did to my beloved Orlando Magic, but I’m actually glad that I can look at him in a new, unbiased light.

#MLB

The Miami Marlins Fan Protest That Depressed The Entire Sports World

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Remember earlier this year when a dozen or so Miami Dolphins fans showed up to Joe Robbie Pro Player Sun Life their stadium to protest the ongoing employment of general manager Jeff Ireland and everyone was like, “Awwwww, those poor fans think they can make Stephen Ross make good decisions”.

#MEMES

Hoo Boy, The Internet Really, Really Hates Miami Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria

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If you didn’t see enough of it last night as the news initially broke, you’re going to see plenty of columns, editorials and fiery rants today about how Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is a scumbag because he is willingly killing his second baseball franchise because he’s horrible at what he does.

#NBA

Thunder Fans Are Over James Harden Already

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Okay, Oklahoma City Thunder fans, step back from the lighter fluid.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Real Reason Why Denver Lost The Dwight Howard Trade

The Dwight Howard saga is over, and it's no surprise that it had semi-catyclismic reverberations.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Is Finally A Los Angeles Laker

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Yahoo!’s Adrian Wojnarowski Tweeted yesterday that a four-way blockbuster trade that would send Dwight Howard to the Los Angeles Lakers was imminent, and it appears that it’s done.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Dwightmare Is Back: Proposed Deal Might Send Howard To Los Angeles In Four-Team Deal With Denver, Philadelphia

Dwight Howard has eaten up much of the offseason conversation, but it appeared that we were finally in a lull.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Dwightmare Is A Necessary Evil

We haven't agitated the Dwight Howard public relations monster too often around these parts just because every point, non-point and counterpoint has been vetted beyond our heart's content.

#MLB

Cole Hamels Is Now Much Richer Than You

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In a deal that really shouldn’t have surprised anyone, lest a team were willing to deliver an entire bus full of MLB-ready pitching prospects to City of Brotherly Love, the Philadelphia Phillies have agreed to a new deal with lefty Cole Hamels that will make him the second-richest pitcher in Major League Baseball, behind C.

#MLB

How Do You Say Goodbye To A Legend? By Writing An Emo Song About Ichiro

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The New York Yankees bounced back from their humiliating 4-game sweep at the hands of the Oakland Athletics over the weekend by not only beating the Seattle Mariners 4-1 on the field, but also by crushing the spirit of the entire city.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard’s Agent Says He Is Not Committed To Re-Signing Long Term In LA

We told you in Smack that Dwight Howard would agree to re-sign in Los Angeles if traded there.

#BOSTON CELTICS

Report: Boston Celtics Acquire Courtney Lee For JaJuan Johnson

Marc Spears of Yahoo! Sports is reporting that the Boston Celtics, who have been trying to find a way to acquire Courtney Lee for a while now, have finally landed their man.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Houston Rockets Plan On Decimating Their Roster For Dwight Howard

Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey is persistent, at the very least.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Report: Brooklyn Nets’ Proposed Deal For Dwight Howard May Now Involve Four Teams

The Los Angeles Clippers, Cleveland Cavaliers, Orlando Magic and Brooklyn Nets are now working on a complicated, four-way deal that will land Dwight Howard in Brooklyn.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Discussion: Does Steve Nash Suddenly Make The Lakers Title Contenders?

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Depending on whom you ask, the Los Angeles Lakers either just pulled off a fantastic or terrible trade that makes them instant contenders again or just makes them older.


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