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NHL Puck-Up: $94K For A Hockey Card?

I saw this story earlier in the week and forgot to mention it because I was more concerned with the liberty and freedom of Vancouver’s Green Men, but someone recently purchased a Wayne Gretzky rookie card for $94,163 from an online sports memorabilia auction.

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NHL Puck-Up: The Lightning Won Again

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As always, if it seems that I am less than enthusiastic about professional hockey, just keep in mind that I am a very jaded and abused St.

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Ukranian Painter Defeats Washington Capitals in NHL Playoffs

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I was really hoping the Caps could go all the way this year, but artist Aleksandr Reut has jinxed them into a literal oblivion with Washington Capitals -- We are the Champions!, a 40″ x 32″ oil painting on canvas that may or may not serve as the cover to an NHL Choose Your Own Adventure Book reading "the Caps have died, the end" on every page.

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The Next Logical Career Choice

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Former NHL journeyman left winger Donald Brashear has made a great career decision as he approaches his 40th birthday -- he's getting into mixed martial arts.

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Matt Cooke: Still A Jerk

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In Sunday's game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals, sh-t went down when notorious asshat Matt Cooke stuck out his knee to flip Alex Ovechkin onto his face.

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Ovechkin Puts On Delicious Shooting Clinic

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Former James Bond villain Alex Ovechkin visited ESPN to prove just how great he is at sniping.

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Talbot on Ovechkin: ‘A Real Douche’

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The NHL's two biggest stars, Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin, are also the league's two biggest rivals.

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Caps Player Changes Tire For Fans After Losing Game 7

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Cute story out of DC, where the Caps blew that game against Montreal to get knocked out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs: A mother and daughter driving home from the game, they hit a pothole and suffered a flat tire.

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Which Is The Real Ted Leonsis?

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Washington Capitals owner Ted Leonsis saw something bizarre after his team lost to Montreal in the first round of the NHL playoffs last night.

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Cheating Redskins Reach A New Low

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The NFL has finally done it.

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OVECHKIN SUSPENDED 2 GAMES FOR THIS?!

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Washington Capitals superstar Alexander Ovechkin, AKA The Only Reason To Give The NHL Time Of Day, was suspended two games for this obviously-illegal-but-not-really-that-illegal hit against Chicago's Billy Campbell.

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PUT ON YOUR RED JEANS, JUMP AROUND

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Here's a video of Andrew Bowser's "The Caps Rap," which is just what it sounds like: a rap about the NHL's Washington Capitals.

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HOCKEY, AND HOCKEY FIGHTING, IS BACK

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Here's the second of two fights between Washington's Brandon Sugden and the Rangers' enforcer du jour Donald Brashear.

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OVIE KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

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Here's Captials forward Alexander Ovechkin getting down with some of his fellow countrypeople (presumably), including Alexander Semin and Sergei Federov.

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SID BEATS OVIE IN WORST GAME 7 EVER

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Since this will be the last chance we get to use this image for a while, here it is.

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OVECHKIN, CAPS UPENDED BY PENS IN GAME 3

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Total Pro Sports had this video of Alexander Ovechkin trying to give a hit--and actually taking one instead--during action in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference semis last night.

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F OUT

CAPS FANS NOT REALLY INTO FIGHTING

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Here's a Caps fan getting punched out by what I'm being told is one of three Pittsburgh Penguins fans after Game 2 of that awesome Caps-Pens semifinal series in DC.

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ALEXANDER OVECHKIN NEEDS VODKA

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Sorry for the back-to-back videos, but when the greatest player in the NHL does a car dealership commercial, cementing his legacy as one of The District's most beloved athletes, I listen (even though I may not care).


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