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This is a New Jersey Devils fan's worst nightmare.
Yes, that's Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas picking his nose and wiping it on a child's face.
By way of <a href="http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/01/31/little-kid-part-of-pro-bowl-performance-plugs-his-ears-during-horrific-musical-act-video/" target="_blank">Sportress Of Blogitude</a> comes this hilarious/cautionary clip of a young boy asked to participate in Hot Chelle Rae's <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/believe-it-or-not-the-pro-bowl-wasnt-terrible-the-game-in-pictures" target="_blank">2012 Pro Bowl</a> performance, trying desperately to heed the Myth of Icarus and not fly too close to the musical sun.
Welp, my brain just started bucking.
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Somewhere between a 1,100-yard, 11-scores season and a cursed Madden cover, Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis turned into Steve Urkel and started f**king up everything about his life and the lives of those around him.
There's no delicate way to phrase this.
Did you ever have a moment in school where your teacher asked a question and you raised your hand, but you'd already answered too many questions that day, so she didn't call on you and asked the class if anybody else knew the answer.
Have you seen the episode of "Modern Family" where Luke gets taken to a psychologist and left in a parking lot, and when his parents realize what they've done they start freaking out, but he rolls up in a limo and it turns out he's smart and can find his way home.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jonathan-toews-beer-bong.jpg"></a>Over the summer we've shared a video of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-miami-heat-cannot-beat-children">Dwyane Wade losing a game of Knockout</a> and multiple examples of LeBron James <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/not-sure-what-were-supposed-to-be-witnessing-at-this-point">having no idea</a> how to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/lebron-james-is-the-best-dunker-at-this-kids-basketball-camp">interact with sports children</a>.
Remember the young "Good Samaritan" Arizona Diamondbacks fan who <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-great-foul-ball-debate-how-do-you-declare-the-real-villain">selflessly gave a ball to a crying little boy who'd dropped it</a>.
There's been a very unexpected yet quite spectacular trend brewing in Major League Baseball this season - foul ball thievery.
And I'm not just talking about this guy.
This video uploaded yesterday to YouTube features LeBron James showing up at a kids basketball camp to speak and play a few harmless games of "Knockout", and it is everything you'd expect from him.
"The message to kids is that there's no American dream.
It's important and interesting that two ridiculously oil-rich countries (Russia and Qatar) get awarded the World Cup and then it emerges that the FIFA judges who dole out such cherries are corrupt as f**k.
Sure, the following video has over a million views already, but does it count if 900,000 of those views are Dutch.
I don't have children, but in the event that I ever bring a little person into this world, I hope I react to the announcement that they "love the Ankees" by berating them to tears and evicting them from my home.