Children Used As Napkins (And Tuesday Morning Links)

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Yes, that's Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas picking his nose and wiping it on a child's face.


How To Survive A Hot Chelle Rae Pro Bowl Performance

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By way of Sportress Of Blogitude comes this hilarious/cautionary clip of a young boy asked to participate in Hot Chelle Rae's 2012 Pro Bowl performance, trying desperately to heed the Myth of Icarus and not fly too close to the musical sun.


Peyton Hillis Is Just Giving Up On Everything

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Somewhere between a 1,100-yard, 11-scores season and a cursed Madden cover, Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis turned into Steve Urkel and started f**king up everything about his life and the lives of those around him.


11-Year Old Demias Jimerson Benched For Being Good At Football

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Did you ever have a moment in school where your teacher asked a question and you raised your hand, but you'd already answered too many questions that day, so she didn't call on you and asked the class if anybody else knew the answer.


Ohio’s Children Are In Good Hands

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Have you seen the episode of "Modern Family" where Luke gets taken to a psychologist and left in a parking lot, and when his parents realize what they've done they start freaking out, but he rolls up in a limo and it turns out he's smart and can find his way home.


The Great Foul Ball Debate: How Do You Declare The Real Villain?

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There's been a very unexpected yet quite spectacular trend brewing in Major League Baseball this season - foul ball thievery.

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LeBron James is the Best Dunker at this Kids Basketball Camp

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This video uploaded yesterday to YouTube features LeBron James showing up at a kids basketball camp to speak and play a few harmless games of "Knockout", and it is everything you'd expect from him.


Bulgarian Role Models

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It's important and interesting that two ridiculously oil-rich countries (Russia and Qatar) get awarded the World Cup and then it emerges that the FIFA judges who dole out such cherries are corrupt as f**k.


18-Month Old Lives Lifelong Dream

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Sure, the following video has over a million views already, but does it count if 900,000 of those views are Dutch.


The Proper Way To Deal With These Little Jerks

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I don't have children, but in the event that I ever bring a little person into this world, I hope I react to the announcement that they "love the Ankees" by berating them to tears and evicting them from my home.

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