By: 02.27.09

It’s 1:00 p.m. Eastern time on a Friday, which means it’s almost time for people in Hollywood to wake up and provide some actual television news. Until then, enjoy this marvelous screen cap sent in by heroic reader Mike, who bravely endured an episode of “Home Improvement” to get us this dose of 8th grade humor. We shall honor your laughless half hour with phallus-related name jokes, Mike. Your suffering was not in vain!

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