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By / 11.24.09

FX primarily caters to a male audience, but it has expanded its scope to heavyset teenage girls now that it has purchased the television rights to the Twilight saga. From The Live Feed:

FX has acquired the ad-supported TV rights to the four “Twilight” movies in a package deal with producer Summit Entertainment that also includes the indie studio’s Oscar hopeful “The Hurt Locker,” the Nicolas Cage thriller “Knowing” and actioner “Push.”

Under the pact, FX will start running last year’s “Twilight,” the first movie in the franchise, beginning in late 2011. “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”… will be available in late 2012. “Eclipse,” which is slated for a June 30 release, will have its premiere on FX in early 2013. Summit has yet to greenlight production on “Breaking Dawn,” an adaptation of the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” series.

Obviously, this story is just a grand excuse for me to debut my spin on the Internet’s finest t-shirt. It features three shirtless Taylor Lautners, and I call it Three Werewolf New Moon. Once I made it, I started disappearing into a rabbit hole of mutating memes. I had to make Lautner wear a shirt of of him shirtless, and then I had to add a well-dressed wolf to the picture, so that there was a wolf in human clothes looking down on a werewolf wearing a shirt featuring shirtless werewolves, and AHHHH SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS. All these wolves are gonna hurt someone, and my copy of Photoshop is starting to smoke.


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