The final season of “The Hills” begins tonight, and Landline TV put together this video (embedded below) of kids acting out scenes from television’s #1 source of empty calories for your eyes.
The result surprisingly good — I like this much better than the “Little Jersey Shore” video they did. Probably because these kids are better actors than everyone on “The Hills.” And the girls are more attractive, too. And I’m not just saying that as a convicted pedophile. I mean that even upstanding members of society would prefer children to Lo and Stephanie Pratt, who have to be some of the most dog-faced hags in all of Los Angeles. Um, I should probably stop talking now. And move to a different state.