‘Opulence, I Has It’

By: 07.27.10  •  16 Comments

This awesome DirecTV commercial (video below) has been viewed 300,000 times since it was put on YouTube less than a week ago. And with good reason: it features a Russian magnate wandering around his golden mansion with Swedish models, dog poker games, and a pygmy giraffe. It is precisely how I’d spend my money if I were obscenely wealthy. Well, except the DirecTV part. I’d want a cable service that doesn’t lose its signal when it rains. Also: more strippers and booze.

Whatever, I don’t want to nitpick. The important thing to remember is that Time-Warner Cable sucks huge sweaty balls.

(thanks to Clement for sharing!)

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