I’m not ordinarily into wedding gossip, but this one from the past weekend is interesting: “Bones” star and underrated hottie Emily Deschanel married “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” writer/producer David Hornsby, who also plays Rickety Cricket on the show.
The 33-year-old actress and her writer-actor boyfriend wed in a private ceremony in Los Angeles on Saturday, people.com reports.
Deschanel was decked out in Neil Lane diamonds and said, “I do,” in front of family and friends, including “Bones” co-star David Boreneaz… Deschanel and Hornsby have been together for three years. [NYDN]
For once, I don’t have anything mean to say. That would be an awesome wedding to go to: “Sunny” cast members to get drunk with, Boreanaz inevitably cheating on someone, and Zooey Deschanel as a bridesmaid. I can only assume that there were at least three stabbings related to guests jockeying for position to hit on her. What, you’ve never been stabbed at a wedding? Trust me, it’s less painful than watching people do the Chicken Dance.