Television recaps are one of the biggest wastes of time on the Internet: irrelevant to those who don’t watch a show and redundant for those who do. However, you don’t need to watch a show or know the character for JUST THE BADASS PARTS. Today, “Sons of Anarchy’s” Season 3 premiere, titled “So” (Episode 3.01).
- Man stops woman from stealing a car, gets STABBED IN THE GROIN for his trouble.
- Motorcycle/car chase ends with half a dozen angry black men toting shotguns.
- Drive-by shooting at a funeral.
- Running over a law enforcement official with a van.
- Drive-by shooter’s head smashed into the concrete. Again. And again. And several more times for good measure.
All in all, dick-stabbing aside, it was a quiet episode for the Sons — until the final five minutes. That was when I made this face:
My God, it’s good to have this show back.