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Sheen’s Naked Coked-Up Rage Party Featured Porn Star, Not Hooker

By / 10.28.10

I’d like to correct my previous reports about Charlie Sheen getting drunk and high on cocaine, then trashing his hotel room while naked, which terrified the prostitute he was with. He was actually drunk and high on cocaine, then trashed his hotel room while naked, which terrified the porn star he was with. I’d hate to sully the good name of an honest, hard-working woman who gets paid to have sex on camera.

That name, by the way, is Capri Anderson (born Christina Walsh), a 22-year-old who, judging by a cursory Google search, is pretty good at her job. Of course — and I’m speaking hypothetically here — her porn career doesn’t rule out a side gig as an escort to wealthy violent drug addicts like Charlie Sheen, who in the ’90s was linked to porn stars Ginger Lynn and Heather Hunter. That’s how porn star Chloe Jones met Sheen — according to the National Enquirer, Sheen paid Jones $15,000 for oral sex in February 2005 (man, I hope that was several blowjobs). Jones died a few months later at the age of 29 from liver failure, and Sheen was rumored to have had a role in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, once again, this is the highest-paid actor on television.

Details from the

Anderson’s friends told TMZ the X-rated Miley Cyrus look-alike was “extremely afraid” of Sheen before calling for help…

Sheen, two months out of rehab and still on probation for attacking his current wife, was taken to a Manhattan hospital for psychiatric evaluation and released…

A tourist staying in the room opposite Sheen said she heard “happy noises, lovemaking” from his suite Monday night, about six hours before the cops were called.

“It didn’t go on for too long,” she said.

I’m not exactly the kind of person who flies into moral outrages, but I’d like to know what other job in America you can spend two decades doing drugs and killing hookers and end up ahead of everyone else in your profession. Besides politics, I mean.


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