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The Situation Is an Author Now

By 10.21.10

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s book will be in book stores on November 2nd, but for those of you who want a head start on the sure-to-be challenging 133 pages, Jezebel published some excerpts yesterday.

No matter what T-shirt you select, whether it’s fitted, graphic, sequined, bedazzled, crew-neck, deep-V, wifebeater, or what-have-you, it’s about being proud of who you are. If you want to bust out a deep-V that’s safety-cone orange because you think that’s your color, then wear the hell out of that fruity shirt so everybody in the club knows that nobody owns it like you do. Set the trends, don’t follow them. I wear what makes me feel good because I’m at the tip of the spear—the cutting edge of fashion that’s fresh to death.

Frankly, I love that “T-shirt” is the only possible option for torso coverage in his sartorial dictionary. Apparently there’s no word for “collar” in Guido-ese. “Yo, the invitation said ‘Black Tie Only’, so me and my boys broke out our finest black Armani Exchange fitted T’s.”


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