When Is This Will Ferrell Character Getting a Movie? (and the Morning Links)

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As I’m sure you’ve all heard, Will Ferrell went on “Conan” last night in character as Ron Burgundy to announce that Anchorman 2 is a go. That great news, sure, but when will he finally get around to doing a movie in character as Robert Goulet? The people have a right to know, Will!

50 Graphical Breakdowns of Our Favorite Rap Songs — Turns out, only California knows how to party. I would have guessed Wyoming. Thanks, charts! (Uproxx)

9 “Game of Thrones” GIFs That Will B*tch Slap You Like Your Name Is Joffrey — But what if your name is actually Joffrey? I bet people just come up and slap you all the time, for no apparent reason. I would. (Uproxx)

ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down the Home Stretch! — I am ready for baseball. (With Leather)

This Week in Posters & Stills: James Franco Does K-Fed — Worst. Porn. Ever. (Film Drunk)

Justin Bieber’s New Single Already On Pace to Break Records — This song, “Boyfriend,” is going to be every-fu*king-where this spring, so might as well listen to it and decide you hate it, but secretly have it stuck in your head now. (Smoking Section)

Uh, No. The Guys Behind Harold and Kumar Want to Remake Back to the Future — And rename it Back to the Farture. (Gamma Squad)

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Great First Impressions — I’d make an impression on her…OK, that didn’t really work, but seriously, she’s perfect. (BuzzFeed)

Chris Klein, American Reunion Star, On Being Left Out of American Wedding and Life After His Mamma Mia Audition — Chris Klein seems like a really nice guy and gives honest, sincere answers, but he also comes across as depressed. There’s a lot of quotes like, “Except that my career really hasn’t worked that way.” (HuffPo)

Movie Reviews From a Man Trapped Inside the Wall of a Theater — What if he had reviewed The Wall? Would his head have exploded? (Adult Swim)

Elderly Woman Slams Into Glass Door at Apple Store, Sues for $1M — Old people are like the pigeons of humans. (The FW)

Mindhole Blowers: 25 Bands That Wisely Changed Their Original Name — “The band has had a few different names over the years. When we started we were Teddy Bear Suicide. But then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs; Department of Homeland Obscurity…” (Pajiba)

Splitsider’s Guide to LA’s Comedy Scene — A must-read for any comedy fan on the West Coast. (Splitsider)

Movie Villains In Their Golden Years — The twins from The Shining did not age well. (Unreality Mag)

The 7 Worst Talk Show Hosts of Our Generation — “The Chevy Chase Show” would be considered terrible in any generation. (Screen Junkies)