She can do no wrong.
Meme Watch: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Is Making the Internet a More Attractive Place — I hate his happiness. (Uproxx)
The Awfulness of Star Wars Kinect Inspires Harrison Ford Mashup and GIFs — Click if you want to see Lando’s junk exploding. (Gamma Squad)
Blake Lively Gets Double Teamed by Drug Dealers — That’s how Oliver Stone is trying to get us to care again. (Film Drunk)
The Dugout Opening Days ’12: Tampa Bay Rays — I missed this feature so much. Also: go Mets! LOL, replies everyone. (With Leather)
The Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder Just Sold the NBA Finals — And somewhere, an ESPN executive just ejaculated on a signed photo of LeBron James. (Smoking Section)
Kanye West Broke Up Kim Kardashian’s Marriage — He bought her all the blood diamonds of Sierra Leone. Ironically, the kid workers are on the Kardashian payroll. (BuzzFeed)
21 Hilarious How-To Books — Seal has a hard time re-reading his book, How to Date a White Woman. Too many memories. (HuffPo)
Watch a Trailer for the New Season of “Eagleheart” — The more Chris Elliott, the better. (Adult Swim)
The 15 Raunchiest Comedy Movie Posters — I wonder where the woman who posed on the poster for Tomcats is now? Hope she got to keep the boxers. (MovieFone)
10 Things You Can Make With a Cadbury Creme Egg — Am I alone in thinking Cadbury Eggs are overrated? (The FW)
30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising a Baby That You Will Never Learn from Movies and TV — If “The Simpsons” have taught me anything, and they have, it’s that you should avoid all babies with one eyebrow. (Pajiba)
All Hail Sarah Jean Underwood, the Winner of Esquire’s Hottest Woman of 2012 Bracket — Don’t know Sarah Jean Underwood? You will soon. Very, very intimately. (Bro Bible)
6 Lazy Comedies That Depend On Dance-Off Scenes — I feel like every Shrek movie had one. Those films have not aged well. (Screen Junkies)
