5 Albums Coming Out This Week That Don’t Suck — Beach House, Tenacious D, Killer Mike, and Best Coast? Yesterday was a good one for music. (Uproxx)
Which State Has the Worst State Song? — A worse state feature that doesn’t include South Carolina or Florida! (Uproxx)
Diablo III: The Review In Four Points — There’s a Diablo III character named Covetous Shen with a “greed for glittering precious stones is legendary.” He’s definitely not Jewish, what with that beard and all. (Gamma Squad)
The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 5/14/12: Get On Your Knees and Beg For It — (With Leather)
Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: The Chronicle of Liam Neeson Doing One For the Money — Thank God Albert Nobbs‘s is out on DVD; my complete Glenn Close DVD collection didn’t feel right without it. (Film Drunk)
6 Reasons Why The Amazing Spider-Man Will Be Better Than Spider-Man — Emma Stone > Kirsten Dunst. (Smoking Section)
Patton Oswalt Tries to Find First “First” Commenter — (BuzzFeed)
College Humor Original: Bassists Look Too Bored (with Mark Hoppus) — (College Humor)
17 Best Comedian Commencement Speeches — (HuffPo)
10 best time travel movies of all timelines — (Fark)
Identifying the Exact Moment 10 Current TV Shows Should’ve Ended their Runs — (Pajiba)
GameFly Fantasizes About Tearing GameStop Stores Apart — (Guy Speed)
Five Movies I Didn’t Plan to Love — (Unreality Mag)
Dude Drinks Bottle of Jagermeister in 30 Seconds, Eats Toilet Paper to Avoid Puking — (Bro Bible)
12 Really Forced Portmanteaux That Didn’t Catch On — (Mental Floss)
Jay-Z: The First Gay Rapper — (Death + Taxes)
The Pebble Smartwatch: Kickstarter’s Record-Shattering $10 Million Project — (The Week)
R. Kelly and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, 75-Second Concert — (High Definite)
