Franklin & Bash (TNT, 10 p.m.) — Bad news, y’all. Danger won’t be able to write a recap for tonight’s episode, with special guest star Peter Weller (BROBOCOP), because real life and stuff. You can send your letters of complaint to The Internet, P.O. Box 6969, Information Superhighway, Wyoming (.)(.)
Step Brothers (FX, 8 p.m.) — Watch this for the 647th time while waiting for the Bash Bros.
Workaholics (Comedy, 10 p.m.) — “The guys face a co-worker’s death.” After last week’s near-murder, I hope it’s not Waymond. Everybody loves him! (Also, the actor who plays Waymond, who’s named Waymond, has been in a million things, including “Parks and Recreation.”)
Air Force One (TMC, 10 p.m.) — It’s been awhile since I’ve seen this movie. Harrison Ford yells, “Get off my submarine,” right?
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (CMT, 10 p.m.) — Great opening scene, or greatest opening scene? I think about Ace kicking the crap out of that box at least twice a day. Amazing reaction shots.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: LeBron James and Andrew Garfield on Letterman; Matt LeBlanc on Leno; Louis C.K., Zoe Kazan, and Katy Perry (best threesome ever?) on Kimmel; William Shatner and Breckin Meyer on Ferguson; Emma Stone, D-Wade, Larry Hagman, and Patrick Duffy on Fallon; Russell Brand and Big K.R.I.T. on Conan; Seth MacFarlane on Stewart; and Richard Ford on Colbert.