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The ‘Breaking Bad’ Porn Parody Now Has A Trailer

By / 11.07.12

In September, Cajun Boy told us about how a Breaking Bad porn parody is “apparently in the works,” based on a photo taken by porn starlet Lexi Belle of, apparently, Ice-T dressed up as Walter White. But now we have definitive proof that Breaking Bad XXX will soon be shamelessly hidden behind your child’s copy of Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 on the DVD shelf, in the form of a trailer and — even more titillating — a PRESS RELEASE.

In Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody, California passes laws making the production and consumption of pornography illegal, as well as all sexual enhancement drugs. Walt, a university film professor, is diagnosed with terminal cancer and erectile dysfunction. The news forces Walt to reevaluate many things in his life, including the injustices directed at the adult industry. With the help of a former film student turned porn star, he concocts a plan to make porn legal once again.

The cast of Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody includes Brandy Aniston, Kimberly Kane, Tasha Reign, Chanel Preston, Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Alec Knight, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Derrick Pierce, James Bartholet, and Ron Jeremy. (Via)

Obviously, this is amazing and we’ll have an in-depth recap when the DVD is released, and then feel really weird weird about Aaron Paul after watching Brandy Aniston, star of Divorcee 2: This Ain’t the People’s Court and Swallow This 21, play Jesse Pinkman. But one thing’s bothering me: the title. Breaking Bad XXX is SO boring.

Let’s help them out, guys, with some better suggestions.

-Breaking Vag (straight)
-Breaking Brad or Breaking Lad (gay)
-They’re C*cks, Hank
-It’s a Schlong Time Coming
-Shut the F*ck Up, and Let Me F*ck in Peace (OK, that one’s not very good)
-Better Call Saul Woodman (neither is that one)
-I Am the One Who C*cks (that’s my choice)

Leave your suggestions in the comments.

(Via Breaking Bad XXX)


TOPICS#BREAKING BAD
TAGSBREAKING BAD PORN PARODYPORN

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