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By 01.02.13

Good morning. I hope you enjoyed your time away from the Internet these past two weeks. Did you finish everything you planned to by the end of 2012? I know I sure I didn’t! Looks like that “cats resting in hammocks” jigsaw puzzle is going to have to wait until 2014 to get finished. And don’t even get me started on how many books I only read the first chapter of! Haha, but seriously, how about that Kanye West, Kim Kardashian baby? He or she’s sure going to be quite the whore…media whore. Speaking of, this in the news: have you guys been paying attention to the news about the “fiscal cliff?” More like, makes me want to jump off an actual cliff.

/desperately flips through old newspapers, fires up Jokebot 3000 to find something else to talk about.

Um…Django Unchained, off the hook…Hillary Clinton fell, what a clotz…Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow, worst pairing since Jesus and Judas…Kate Winslet married man named Ned RocknRoll, hope they open a high school together…my New Year’s resolution is to stop making resolutions…PHEW. Think we’re all caught up now.

Anyway, let’s watch Kathy Griffin pretend to give a revolted Anderson Cooper a blowjob on CNN.

Yup, 2013’s going to be a good one. Welcome back.

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