Video Bombed Local News Reporter Turns Lemons Into Venereal Disease-Aid (And The Morning Links)

Brilliant! Eight thumbs up! Fantastic! After a woman drifts into the shot of a news reporter, the news reporter brilliantly makes an ass out of the ass. Take note, local news reporters. This is how to handle this situation.

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