The post-Oscar buzz has been dominated by talk of J-Law’s awesomeness and the Onion‘s Twitter feed. Sadly, this all has overshadowed the most important happening of the evening: Anne Hathaway’s nipples staging their own coming out party.
Obviously, not enough attention has been paid to this occurrence. Yes, Anne Hathaway is insufferable as all hell and her new “soul mate” is probably the mastermind behind last week’s epic diamond heist — based solely on her past affection for international criminals — but there’s no denying that her nipples are SPECTACULAR. That said, they did not go unnoticed by Stephen Colbert’s watchful eye.
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