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By / 06.27.13

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Only a week after proving she could roll the perfect joint, Martha Stewart appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live — this is an Andy Cohen free zone — where she discussed Paula Deen, sexting, spanking, one night standing, and ménage à trois’ing, all while smelling like a pine cone on a crisp winter’s morning, probably.

In a segment called “Did Martha do It?!” the icon admitted to having had a one night stand and sexting.

She said she never had been given a speeding ticket as she talked her way out of one once and stayed mum when asked if she’d had a threesome, refusing to say no.

She even had a go at “delivering the perfect spanking? under the tutelage of Secretary star Maggie Gyllenhaal in the show’s Teach Me Your Talent spot. (Via)

As for her feelings on Paula, who lost another sponsor in Target earlier today.

Responding after a caller asked whether she agreed with how her rival is being treated in the wake of the controversy, she said: “I feel sorry for Paula Deen. She’s a public figure and I know you have to be extremely careful being a public figure…I don’t really want to say whether I agree with it or not, I just feel that you have to really watch yourself. Especially in this day and age with cameras all over you.” (Via)

Don’t feel too sorry for her, though.

In a sign that her backers haven’t abandoned ship, however, demand to buy tickets for an annual “Paula Deen Cruise” prompted the addition of an extra voyage next year.

“Due to so many requests from Paula’s fans in the past we are actually planning two cruises for 2014 and look forward to both,” a rep for the company that runs the cruise aboard the Mariner of the Seas told Fox News. “It’s always an amazing time with Paula, her family and fans. If she goes — we go.” (Via)

And should the overweight, racist cruise patrons (redundant, I know) go crazy in the middle of the voyage because someone stole all their deep-fried Ding Dongs and Toby Keith albums, don’t blame this guy.

*double bolts closet with deep-fried Ding Dongs and Toby Keith albums*

(Via Daily Mail) (Via Daily News)


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