Drunk History (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — Drunk people are great. Television is great. History is great. What if you could COMBINE ALL THREE? It’s like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup with ice-cream filling. You can watch Bob Odenkirk And Jack Black As Nixon And Elvis from the series right here.
Catfish: The TV Show (MTV, 10 p.m.) — In tonight’s episode, “a man becomes suspicious of a woman he met on Facebook.” I wonder what gave it away? Was it the profile photo that looked suspiciously like Kate Upton?
Making of R.I.P.D. (HBO, 10:15 p.m.) — In this featurette on the making of the movie (trailer here), Ryan Reynolds just comes out says, “Yeah, we just tried to steal as much from Men in Black as we could and “It’s no better than it looks. Trust me. I’m the star. Seriously, Hollywood should stop trying to make me happen.”
Rizzoli and Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.) — Didn’t I tell you a few weeks ago that this show is HUGE among lesbian fan fic writers. I did not realize, however, that Angie Harmon is always the man. THAT’S NOT HOW LESBIAN FAN FIC WORKS.
Betty White’s Off Their Rocker (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Actual episode description: “An oldster’s dentures fall into a cup of coffee; an elderly woman sneezes into her late husband’s ashes.” This show is about three episodes away from a farting contest between Ed Asner and Betty White.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Adam Sandler is on Letterman; Leno has Dane Cook (GOD); Kimmel has Kevin Bacon; Morgan Freeman is on Ferguson; and Breckin Meyer (bro!) is on Conan.
