Breaking Bad (AMC, Sunday 9 p.m.) — Six episodes left. Who is the ricin for?
Newsroom (HBO, Sunday 10 p.m.) — Three episodes left until Barack Obama wins re-election.
Dexter (Showtime, Sunday 9 p.m.) — Four episodes left until everyone lives happily ever after. Because that’s the way this damn season is going (although, yes, the last five minutes of the most previous episode were pretty good).
Low Winter Sun (AMC, Sunday 10 p.m.) — Just for the record, the moment when Lennie James’ character sneaked into the bathroom while his wife wasn’t looking and snorted some coke is the moment that I gave up on Low Winter Sun. Life’s too short. Boardwalk Empire starts in three weeks.
Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC, Friday 10 p.m.) — Andy Richter’s in the house, y’all.
NFL Preseason (CBS, Saturday 8 p.m.) — Rams vs. Broncos in a pretend game. The only way preseason football will ever be interesting is if fantasy points starting counting in exhibition games.
