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Happy Hundred, Dickwads: One Life Lesson From Every ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Episode

By / 10.09.13

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Somehow, someway, this little comedy about a group of lovable assholes who own a bar in Philadelphia will air its 100th episode tonight. Yes, after “The Gang Saves the Day,” we’ll have spent more than 50 hours with the Gang of FXX’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and unlike most shows that reach the 100-episode milestone, there are no signs of it creatively slowing down. I think “The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award” proved that.

In honor of one hundred schemes, one hundred arguments, one hundred instances of emotional trauma, I took a look back at every episode of It’s Always Sunny, to see what kind of lessons can be learned from Dennis, Dee, Mac, Charlie, and Frank. There’s a whole lot of depravity. Sweet, beautiful depravity.

“The Gang Gets Racist” — There is nothing less interesting than other people’s dreams.

The Gang Gets RacistThe Gang Gets Racist 2

“Charlie Wants an Abortion” — Ask the big questions.

jesus aborted

“Underage Drinking: A National Concern” — Relive your high school days as an adult.

Underage Drinking- A National Concern

“Charlie Has Cancer” — Never sneak up behind a friend or stranger, or else.

Charlie Has Cancer

“Gun Fever” — Make good decisions at night so you can walk proudly in the morning.

Gun Fever

“The Gang Finds a Dead Guy” — Poking a body with a stick is the only way to see if its dead or not.

The Gang Finds a Dead GuyThe Gang Finds a Dead Guy 2The Gang Finds a Dead Guy 3

“Charlie Got Molested” — Brothers can be uncomfortably close.

charlie gets molested

“Charlie Gets Crippled” — Playing the “Vietnam War Card” works in strip clubs.

Charlie Gets Crippled

“The Gang Goes Jihad” — Do not throw truth bombs back at the truth bombers.

The Gang Goes JihadThe Gang Goes Jihad 2The Gang Goes Jihad 3The Gang Goes Jihad 4The Gang Goes Jihad 5

“Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare” — Welfare is the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

dennis and dee go on welfaredennis and dee go on welfare 2

“Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom” — When you need to act menacing, turn off the lights, except for one lamp.

Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom

“Hundred Dollar Baby” — Steroids will turn you into a lovely person.

Hundred Dollar BabyHundred Dollar Baby 2

“The Gang Gives Back” — Red Bulls are better hydration than water.

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“The Gang Exploits a Miracle” — We’re all gay for God.

The Gang Exploits a Miracle

“The Gang Runs for Office” – Only low life pieces of sh*t get involved in politics.

The Gang Runs for Office

“Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass” — America: f*ck yeah.

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass

“Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad” — Shooting a guy in the face > being his friend.

Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad


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TOPICS#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
TAGSCHARLIE DAYDANNY DEVITOFXFXXGLENN HOWERTONKAITLIN OLSONROB MCELHENNEY

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