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Allow Jimmy Fallon To Outline The Pros And Cons Of Zombiehood

By 11.06.13

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Jimmy Fallon brought out the Pros & Cons of being a zombie last night on “Late Night,” and while some of the jokes flat-lined, a few felt revived and read to spring forth and feed on your wife and kids.

A few of the highlights include: comparing the moans and groans of the undead to those of the patrons at a Waffle House, a fact of life that many of us can attest to at 3 AM, and the idea that zombies would make the perfect Best Buy employees.

My favorite, of course, is any joke that includes a reference to “Thriller.”

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We might be in a post-Halloween phase right now, but there is never a bad time for Michael Jackson and zombie humor.

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