Here's A Candidate For One Of The Year's Strangest Crimes
'Alien Isolation' Cranks The Tension To Ten In Its Latest Trailer

What’s On Tonight: Miss The NFL? Then Have We (Not) Got A Game For You.

By / 08.14.14
San Francisco 49ers v Jacksonville Jaguars

Getty Image


NFL Preseason Football (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — If you’re as starved for football as I am, you’ll watch 10 minutes of this preseason game between the Jaguars and Bears, wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life, then watch the rest of the damn thing.

Rectify (Sundance, 9 p.m.) — “Amantha lets off some steam.” What if it turns out she killed Hannah? That would be a…terrible way to end this show. Never mind.

Dating Naked (VH1, 9 p.m.) — “A New York accountant and a spunky tomboy seek love on a tropical island.” Please don’t use the word “spunky” when describing Dating Naked, VH1.

Garfunkel and Oates (IFC, 10 p.m.) — The pilot was just as charming as you’d expect.

Married (FX, 10 p.m.) — Jenny Slate and Brett Gelman get their own subplot when Jess helps A.J. get rid of an unwanted house guest. I hope it’s not a copy of House Guest on VHS.

You’re the Worst (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Jimmy goes on a “Sunday Funday” with Gretchen. There’s an episode of Doug where Quailman uses the Rulemeister’s “weekend blaster” to add a day between Sunday and Monday called Funday. I assume You’re the Worst is ripping that off.

Black Jesus (Adult Swim, 11 p.m.) — You might have seen something about this show.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Sylvester Stallone on Fallon; Taylor Swift and Boy George on Meyers; and Aubrey Plaza on Conan.

Share This


TAGS2014 NFL PreseasonCHICAGO BEARSJACKSONVILLE JAGUARSWHAT'S ON TONIGHT

Join The Discussion


[avatar]

Join the discussion. or Register





Powered by WordPress.com VIP