Deadspin has a collection of complaints viewers filed with the FCC during this year’s Super Bowl, and as you can imagine, most of them deal with Beyoncé and her gyrating, pelvic thrust-filled halftime performance. One viewer, however, had a different issue with the broadcast. In a complaint about the Go Daddy commercial where supermodel Bar Rafaeli kisses an overweight guy who wears glasses, someone’s grandmother said this:
I know her complaint was really about the general sexual nature of the hardcore smooching that was taking place, but I prefer to imagine her as a super cool, letterman jacket wearing grandma who really hates nerds, and was just pissed that one of them got to kiss an attractive girl. Like one of the Alpha Betas from Revenge of the Nerds, but with blue hair, glasses, and a simple wish that Matlock and Murder, She Wrote had done a crossover episode before both shows went off the air. Now THAT would have been entertainment.