Us Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson visited several TV networks recently to pitch a new reality show in which she would explore different cultures’ perceptions of beauty and the scrutiny that women suffer. My suggestion for a title: “I Made This TV Show Because the Internet Was Mean to Me.”
The premise of the program, titled The Price of Beauty: “She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why,” says a source…
The insider continues that the onetime Newlyweds star, 28, will be hands-on with the show — and will even try some of the “shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful. Picture Fear Factor.”
Really? “Fear Factor”? Women get placed in vats of snakes and have to drink cockroach milkshakes to be considered beautiful in other cultures? Uh, sure, okay. My idea for the first episode is she goes to a country where women feel pressure to work out and not eat fast food. Oh, that one cuts deep. Sorry Jessica.
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