BRB guys, gotta go get the new Entertainment Weekly and frame it and hang it next to my bed so I wake up to it every day.
Emily > Zooey
What? It’s right there on the cover!
TWENTY-FIVE GUEST WRITERS!?!?! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Oh wait, you mean the Corgi.
Oh hey, we pretended to like a fat woman for a little bit. Great, now we can pat ourselves on the back and wait until it is the PC time to give another black person an award.
Eeeee!!! Well done, EW. Less Twilight covers, more corgis and actual talented people.
EEEEE!! I love fat chicks and corgis!
Those eyebrows are freaking me out.
Man that corgi looks terrified. Is it the large baguette and jar of mustard off camera that’s making him nervous?
That Cover looks like real-life Ms. Piggy…and there is no way that could be taken as a compliment.
At first I was all like “Whoaaa, Paula Dean wearing a crown.” Then I was all like “Corgis.” Respect, EW. Respect.
I always had a crush on Ms. Piggy. McCarthy gives me a boner.