“Xi’an Up Close,” an investigative journalism series that airs in China, recently ran a report about residents of the Liucunbu village digging a “soft, slimy object that looked like a plant” out of the ground. Hard-hitting stuff. The reporter refers to the “meaty object” as a mushroom when, in fact, it’s actually a Fleshlight, the vagina of choice for lonely men everywhere. I might have to update that TV porn stars list.
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OK, but WHO BURIED A FLESHLIGHT IN THE GROUND? We’re only getting half the story here. China, you’re a developed country: “CSI” the hell out of that Fleshlight, and find out the identity of the fun guy (FUNGI???) who buried an artificial vagina in the middle of a sleepy Chinese village. While this case remains unsolved, I s’pore I won’t be able to sleep, though that’s also because I’ve um…misplaced…a special friend of mine. Has anyone seen a device that looks like a mushroom with a mouth?