‘Do You Want Anybody Looking In Your Butthole?’ Officially My New Pick-Up Line

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01.04.12 9 Comments

You might think that going to prison is all breaking rocks with sledgehammers, making license plates, and digging your way out underneath that Rita Hayworth poster. But there’s a romantic side to it, too. This “Scared Beyond Straight” mash-up set to the amorous melodies of Boyz II Men demonstrates the exciting love life you can expect in prison: You will be able to remove your clothes and have your testicles fondled. Your buttholes will be explored. You will make new lovers. And you will enjoy dimly lit dinners of lightly tossed salad.

Nom nom nom.

(H/T The Supreme Uproxx Overlord)

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