Entertainment Reporters Are Idiots

01.26.11 7 years ago 11 Comments

I know that I’m not breaking any new ground here, but entertainment reporters have to be some of the most useless people in the Western world. As you can see above, The Hollywood Reporter got a killer EXCLUSIVE scoop yesterday.

Lionsgate has chosen a release date for high-profile event pictureThe Hunger Games: March 23, 2012.

Seventeen minutes later, EW.com landed an equally EXCLUSIVE story:

Game on! Lionsgate has announced to EW that The Hunger Games, the highly anticipated adaptation of Suzanne Collins’ futuristic YA thriller about scrapper Katniss Everdeen and her fight to survive a brutal reality TV contest, will be released on March 23, 2012.

Now, I know that this particular story is about movies, not TV, but these jackasses do this every day regardless of the product. “Hey world! A movie adaptation of a book you haven’t heard about will be in theaters in a MERE 14 MONTHS!!! Motherf*cking EXCLUSIVE, bitch!” I can’t stand it. The Hollywood media is like the Special Olympics if the retards talked trash.

[via Mark Lisanti]

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