“Hart to Hart” isn’t a Forgotten Classic in the usual Uproxx definition: that is, it wasn’t a straight-to-DVD bomb or a quickly canceled puddle of post-Indian food diarrhea. It aired for five seasons and was produced by Aaron Spelling. But I was reminded today of how amazing the opening credits were (see video below), and I feel like sharing them. Featured in the credits:
- Wearing a tuxedo on a private jet
- Fur coats
- Making out on the beach next to a dead body
- Trap doors
- Helpful dogs and parrots
Now THAT’S a quality opening sequence. It’s basically a series of snapshots of what I wish my life was. Well, almost. I’d prefer more booze and automatic weapons and women in bikinis. And cats. Drunk cats in bikinis with automatic weapons.