Look at the bright side, kids: we’ve all seen it, we can’t unsee it now and we’re all going to have nightmares about it. Buy hey — we’re all in this together!
Reports the NY Daily News:
A New Jersey man was fishing in the Garden State when he spotted a massive eel-like fish in the water. Using his bow and arrow, which he conveniently had on hand, he snagged the creature with a shot right through its middle.
It’s believed to be some sort of prehistoric monster called a sea lamprey…
Now excuse me while I turn on all the lights and hide under a blanket. Don’t let anyone push you into the water, you guys. EVER.
(Pic via Reddit)