This morning, Ice-T woke up early to take his bulldog puppy Spartacus to the vet for a knee operation (fun fact: Spartacus has more followers than Warming Glow on Twitter). Along the way, he was pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, then arrested when the officer discovered that his license had been suspended. He was later released, and Spartacus had a successful surgery, but not before Ice-T got all pissed off on his Twitter account:
Some punk bitch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullshit career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt..
He said “I know who you are and I don’t give a fuck!” That was right after I called him a punk bitch..
“Do you know who I am?” “Yes, you’re Ice-T, you wrote a song called ‘Cop Killer,’ and it may or may not be influencing my decision to arrest you.”
That’s why “Law & Order: SVU” is my favorite “Law & Order.” No, not for the sex crimes. There’s one scene in every episode where Ice-T just treats someone like a total bitch, whether he’s in the right or not. He’s just so well-suited to being pissed off.