Our long, national nightmare is over: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is finally out. But while we rejoice (not because we want to see the film, but because we won’t have to see the trailer on TV every 43 seconds anymore), Brian Austin Green is still living in a hellscape. That’s because his wife, TMNT star Megan Fox, has stopped having sex. More like 9021nooooooooo.
At the Los Angeles premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the 28-year-old actress told ET that between raising children and maintaining a career, the couple hasn’t had much alone time.
“Brian doesn’t get any intimacy whatsoever,” said Megan, who has two children with the 41-year-old Beverly Hills, 90210 star – son Noah and daughter Bodhi. (Via)
Green, who still parties like it’s 1996, has been playing this song around the house lately.Subscribe to UPROXX
He’s hoping Fox will get the hint one of these days.