For months, it’s been an accepted fact that the judges for the new and newly irrelevant “American Idol” would be Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler. So naturally my heart was pounding when “Idol” live-streamed the introduction of its new judges, and you’ll be shocked at the who they revealed: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler. My heart almost exploded from excitement. Of course, “Idol” couldn’t get the picture to work for several minutes, and when the video feed finally started working, there was no sound whatsoever. Clearly this is a show poised to dominate the media landscape.
Anyway, I didn’t get a screencap of J-Lo’s outfit, but it was terrible. Some kind of light-blue body suit that a 40-year-old woman shouldn’t be wearing. Good thing she’ll be sitting next to Steven Tyler. Nah-nah, nah-nah, dude looks like an ugly old lady.