It says a lot about the current state of affairs in Washington that we are running out of ways to point out how inept our federal representatives are. Luckily, Jimmy Kimmel and crew put together an excellent Schoolhouse Rock parody titled “You’re Screwed” that takes a new and refreshing spin on things. I would say it’s “fun,” but it’s also 12 kinds of depressing, and that number would be more like 20 if the song wasn’t so damn catchy. It’s been stuck in my head for a half hour, and it’s about to be stuck in yours. You’re very welcome.
Anyway, in conclusion, AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG LIBERALS GGGGRRRRR REPUBLICANS SOMETHING SOMETHING MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX THESE COLORS DON’T RUN SOMETHING BUSH WAS A TERRORIST OBUMMER IS A SOCIALIST BLAH BLAH DICK ARMEY THE END.