‘SCAT IS THE NATURE WORD FOR POOP’

This video nearly makes me speechless.  Cleveland’s Fox affiliate did an investigation on a black bear in a suburban neighborhood, only nobody got a picture or a video of the bear, so the reporter has to rely on eyewitness testimony.  Eyewitness testimony, and a CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A BEAR.  And then the camera zooms in on the cardboard cutout, and the reporter says — I swear to God this happens —

“This is what the bear probably looked like.  Except real.”

YES.  I love it.  With just a little more fear-mongering, we could actually see the formation of the nation’s first Bear Patrol.

[via @RainnWilson]

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