The secrets of the Smoke Monster — the plot device that the writers for “LOST” use when they need characters killed but don’t have any realistic options — will soon be revealed, according to Daniel Dae Kim, who plays Jin on ABC’s hit show.
[Kim said] that the origin and nature of the malevolent dark cloud will be disclosed and viewers will even get a glimpse of its lair. Turns out the monster is as “old as the island” that’s been home to the Oceanic jet-crash survivors and their foes.
Oh, but that’s not all. Warming Glow has obtained a full list of the Smoke Monster’s other secrets — the secrets that ABC doesn’t want you to know! You’ll be surprised to learn that the Smoke Monster…
- Voted for Nader. Twice.
- Doesn’t trust Asians or Hispanics and sometimes tells racist jokes, even in mixed company
- Struggles with sexuality issues.
- Was added to the script when J.J. Abrams lost a bet.
- Claims Catcher in the Rye is favorite book, but has never read the whole thing.
- Was an orphan, which explains its past as a cutter.
- Has paid for sex. A lot.
- Will do some crazy shit for an 8-ball. Shit you don’t even want to know about, man.