UPROXX 20: Donald Faison’s Wife Hogs The DVR To Record ‘Crap,’ So He Visits YouPorn Regularly

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Donald Faison is an actor probably best known for his portrayal of Dr. Chris Turk on Scrubs. You may have also seen him in films like Clueless and Remember the Titans. Currently he stars on the TV Land show, The Exes, a new episode of which airs tonight at 10:30pm EST.

Donald was nice enough to take a few minutes out of his busy schedule recently to answer a few questions from us.

1. You walk into a bar. What do your order from the bartender?

Martini. Shaken – not stirred.

2. Who’s your favorite person to follow on Twitter?

Not sure but on Instagram I like “TheFatJewish.”

3. What’s currently waiting for you on your DVR/TiVO?

My wife hogs the DVR. It’s crap like Dateline, 48hrs, Forensic Files, Snapped. She’s weird like that.

4. It’s your last meal — what are you going out with?

Steak night.

5. What websites do you visit on a regular basis?

YouPorn and YouPorn.

6. What’s the most frequently played song on your mobile device?

Right now it’s Drake and Weezy – “Believe Me.”

7. The first face that comes to mind when you think “punchable”?

I’m a lover not a fighter.

8. What’s your favorite meme?

What the heck is that?

9. Dogs or cats?

Dogs.

10. Best concert of your life was…?

Michael Jackson Bad.

11. What book are you most likely to give as a gift?

Things White People Do

12. What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?

My wife married me.

13. South Park or Family Guy?

Both.

14. You have an entire day to do whatever you want. What would you do?

Golf. Paintball.

15. What movie can you not resist watching if it’s on?

The Empire Strikes Back.

16. The sports team or teams you’re most passionate about?

NY Knicks and Giants and Yankees and Rangers.

17. Where did you eat the best meal of your life?

My wife won’t let me say what I want to say. Next question.

18. The last movie you saw in a theater?

Fury.

19. Who was your first celebrity crush?

Lisa Turtle from Saved By the Bell.

20. What would you cook if Nic Cage was coming to your house for dinner?

Something with lamb…he looks like he eats lamb.

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