Dollhouse (Fox) — Season 2 premiere. Hooray, another season from another Joss Whedon show I’ll never devote a full hour to. I do appreciate his eye for talent, however.
Brothers (Fox) — Series premiere. WOOOOOOOFFFFF. This is the living, breathing turd featuring former NFL defensive end Michael Strahan. Get ready for jokes about the space between his teeth.
Tool Academy 2 (VH1) — The tools go to work on a beet farm. You know, I didn’t think it could happen, but I suddenly kind of miss “The White Rapper Show.”
Ghost Whisperer/Medium (CBS) — Part of CBS’s “Women who used to be really hot, then put on some weight, and now we try to shoot from the chest up” Friday lineup.
Numb3rs (CBS) — 1 h8 wh0ever c4m3 up w1th th3 n4m3 4 th15 5h0w.
Psych (USA) — Kenan Thompson and Jaleel White guest star. Please, do NOT watch this show if you’ve recently gone off antidepressants. You WILL kill yourself.
Law & Order (NBC) — Season 20 premiere. Huh. I didn’t realize you could watch this NOT in syndication. This show will survive the nuclear holocaust — “the only show by, for, and about cockroaches!”
That’s all for this week. I’ll be back with a post or two tomorrow and/or Sunday. And don’t forget the new season of SNL begins this weekend. Didja hear? It’s gonna be hosted by Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox!