The Big Bang Theory (CBS) — Wil Wheaton returns to take on Sheldon in a game of bowling. LOL! Those nerds aren’t strong enough to pick up bowling balls!
Castle (ABC) — Tom Bergeron guest stars in spoof of the latest round of late-night wars. *Sigh*… if only some hero had been brave enough to murder Jay Leno.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Now that Shannen Doherty and Buzz Aldrin are out, America can finally get around to voting off Kate Gosselin.
Damages (FX) — From Yahoo: “While Patty and Ellen set out to tear the Tobin family apart, Tom’s career and marriage are unraveling, so he makes a deal with a devil.” I assume that’s a metaphor.
True Life (MTV) — “I have NF.” Neurofibromatosis makes tumors grow all over a person’s body. Apparently MTV saw what TLC was doing, and they liked it.
House (Fox) — A newborn baby goes missing from the nursery. What is this, a Lifetime original movie?
CSI: Miami (CBS) — Horatio & Co. investigate some murders that happen during spring break. “Those girls gone wild became… girls gone dead.” YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!