Justified (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – We’ll begin by setting the mood:
Okay, now take a minute…
Everyone good? No? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Seriously, we all knew this day would come but the fact that the final season of Justified has been one of the most kick-ass, well-written, brilliantly acted pieces of television to come our way in a long time isn’t really helping with the whole “letting go” process. Will someone die? Probably. But I’d like to believe that, if there is a God, he’d let Raylan Givens and his ten-gallon hat ride off into the Florida sunset.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Jessica becomes a stage mom and Louis volunteers to coach the basketball team because the school they send their kids to doesn’t give a sh*t about extracurricular activities.
NBA Basketball: Wizards at Pacers (TNT, 8:00 p.m.) – Another basketball game is on. Apparently, the Pacers are doing pretty well, and the Wizards are not, as I had thought, Hogwarts’ first ever basketball team. The disappointment is real.
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – A mini-Arrow crossover happens when Felicity and Ray drop by S.T.A.R. labs for help on Ray’s Atom suit. The two are called into action to help Barry defeat a superhuman that’s been unleashing hundreds of robotic bees, killing several of her co-workers. But who cares because Beth Green is alive!
Repeat After Me (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) – Two words: Josh Groban.
Deadliest Catch (DSC, 9:00 p.m.) The first of the two-part season premiere begins with the crews scrambling to meet the recently raised crab quota and ends with a stolen boat.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – Coulson’s been keeping secrets, and Skye is moving mountains (literally).
iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – The only thing worse than eating a murder victim’s brains is when that victim happens to be a sorority sister.
Weird Loners (Fox, 9:30 p.m.) – Stosh wins the title of “Worst Roommate Ever” when he uses the money Eric gave him for a new TV to pay off his bookie.
Tosh.O (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh ends California’s drought problems.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Billy Crystal on Letterman; Cobie Smulders on Kimmel; Jon Cryer, Freida Pinto, Grace Helbig and Andy Grammer on Corden; and Timothy Olyphant on Conan. Fallon and Meyers are repeats.
