It’s a mini “Arrested Development” reunion that gives a whole new meaning to, “A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do.” KILL. (Funny or Die)
Archer, Podcasting, Lana Kane Cosplay, Veal Cutlets, and Truckasaurus Hands: An Interview with Aisha Tyler — YUP, gotta give this interview a sploosh. (Uproxx)
Meet the Guy Who Takes the Most Awkward Photos with Celebrities Ever — This guy might have pictures with Carrot Top, Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian, but does he have one with Aziz Ansari, like I do? Sh*t, he does. But not while he’s holding fried chicken! (Uproxx)
7 WTF Endorsement Deals Featuring Rappers — Some insect poison company, like Raid, really should have paid for the services of Bobby Jimmy and the Critters. Practically writes itself. (Smoking Section)
The “Best-of” Frotcast, plus Armond White Reviews the Frotcast — My favorite 2011 Frot moment: the review of Tower Heist, in Jamaican accents. Those bumbaclots are pretty funny. (Film Drunk)
The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 1/16/12: The Most Popular Blog In the World — Give Brandon a belated birthday present by reading about John Laurinaitis (that’s good) and Perez Hilton (that’s bad). (With Leather)
Launch Photon Ass Torpedoes — Astronauts in Danger From Their Own Farts — HOLY CRAP, FARTS COULD KILL US ALL, assuming “us all” are astronauts. That said, I Google’d “Has a fart ever killed anyone?” (reason #4,426 why SOPA sucks: I couldn’t do that if it goes into effect) and got back nothing but joke answers. We need to know before it’s too late, people. (Gamma Squad)
31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps — “I Married a Horse.” That is all. (ScreenJunkies)
17 Angelfire Pages That Are Still Up Right Now — I’ve been looking for a “Torkelsons” fan site! (Buzzfeed)
Adult Swim’s Songs For Helping “3-Way” — Who knew ketchup bottles were so horny? (Adult Swim)
Wendy Williams Launches Campaign to Save the Twinkie — A picture of Wendy eating a Twinkie should really be marked as NSFW. Or really any picture of Wendy, actually. (The FW)
Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See? — The poster is the best thing about Girl in Progress, because it prominently features Eva Mendes’ legs. (Pajiba)
And here’s a video on the sad existence of Charlie Brown, set to the Social Network version of “Creep”:
