Carmelo Anthony Gets Roasted By La La For Donning A Personalized Robe To The Store

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Carmelo Anthony is wealthy, successful and lives in New York, so why wouldn’t he wear a bathrobe for a trip to the corner store? Isn’t that the secret millionaire dream? “One day, I will have so much money that I will wear a bathrobe everywhere.” I’m on Team Carmelo here, La La.

https://twitter.com/NYKinformation/status/769008499917410304

Getting hassled about shopping in a monogrammed bathrobe isn’t part of the millionaire fantasy. Although, the part where he starts getting angry and she tells him to back off is great too. When you’re getting owned by your wife this well, you have to simply take it.

Let’s consider La La’s question for a second. “Who do you know who goes to the corner store with a robe on?”

I know a person.

This would be the part of the story where I’d link to the scene from 500 Days of Summer when Joseph-Gordon Levitt’s character is depressed because a girl that never liked him in the first place dumped him so he goes shopping in his robe. You would have been all, “Pop culture reference!” and I would have been all, “I know, thanks!” There’s an infinite amount of internet and not one video of sad JGL buying whiskey at a corner store.

Oh well. There’s one other person who robe shops, and it’s proof that Carmelo is keeping good company.

Carmelo abides, man.

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