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Blac Chyna Just Announced Her Pregnancy With A Ridiculous Emoji

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s relationship is complicated. That’s because Chyna, who will soon go by the name Angela Kardashian, used to date Tyga, who’s currently dating Kardashian’s half-sibling Kylie Jenner (whom he loves to take videos of while she’s taking selfies). But it’s about to get even more strange because they just announced their pregnancy! That’s right! There’s about to be one more little Kardashian in the world, and you can take that any way you want to.

The news was first broken by TMZ who spoke to several close sources (probably Kris Jenner, but that’s none of our business) close to the couple about their impending bundle of joy. And once the cat was out of the bag, Rob and Chyna immediately confirmed the news, posting a picture of a pregnant Chyna — or at least a pregnant Chyna emoji, because that’s a thing — to Instagram.

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This will be Chyna’s second child, Kardashian’s first. The couple hasn’t revealed any other news, but close sources (again, Kris Jenner) reveal that Chyna’s been pregnant for months and they’re both “super excited.” I’d say we’re super excited, too, but mainly we’re just jealous that we won’t have the opportunity to be born into a burgeoning media empire that has slowly and painfully taken over the entire world!

Congratulations, unnamed Baby Kardashian! You’re gonna have a great life!

Rumors are already circulating that Kylie Jenner is pressuring Tyga into marrying her before her half-brother weds Chyna, so this may get even more interesting — read: impossible to look away from because trainwrecks, right? — in the near future. Tyga, however, has already congratulated Chyna on her pregnancy:

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