We have a rich archive of Team Dry Land posts here at Uproxx, showcasing the variety of reason why you should never go in the water, ever. Well, allow me to present the counterargument: A gosh dang python fighting a gosh dang cobra, which is apparently something that happens in Singapore.
As for the outcome, we’ll have to give this round to the python, which maintains a Ronda Rousey-like hold on the cobra for the duration of the scrap. Although both animals escape with their lives, which means they’re still roaming free amongst humans, probably living under your bed right now.
